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The average giraffe tongue is both prehensile and ranges from 18-20 inches long. how many giraffe tongues would it take to stretch from New York to New Jersey? 

Plot twist: I am your father.

Tickle Me Elmo is a plush Elmo doll that giggles and says “That tickles!” when his belly is squeezed. Three squeezes in a row sends him into a laughing, shaking frenzy. If you were in charge of the toy’s design, what would you have him say on the third squeeze? 

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Grizzly bears are normally solitary animals. However, they are not very territorial, but can become hostile when threatened. If you come across a grizzly and don’t wish to be seen as a threat, what should you say?   

lets play a game i havent played in a while

Rules: send me an answer and i will respond with my question.

silly-luv:

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silly-luv:

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What fandoms are you in apart from the pony one?

lol whats the pony one? im not apart of any pony related fandoms 
um, i like sherlock, supernatural, welcome to nightvale, doctor who, homestuck, off, stanley parable, tf2, portal, left 4 dead (or really any fandom relating to zombies*)  the goes on for a while but i those are the ones that come to mind right away
(*except for warm bodies)

telapathetic:

people who  needlessly start drama

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vmites:

….tea rexes. Hahaha? Get it? Tea. Ha. I’m going to sleep.

vmites:

….tea rexes. Hahaha? Get it? Tea. Ha. I’m going to sleep.

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.